Yesterday I found a beautiful couch on craigslist. I saw this couch and I thought of all the joy it could bring me. This couch could fit all of my legions of loving, devoted friends at once. They could all fit on this perfect couch and cuddle with each other until I came home each night. At which point the hot chocolate they spent all night making would cool down enough. With a couch like that, who needs a girlfriend?
The post last night promised pictures to follow. And then today
the pictures came up! They're pictures of the fucking couch in my livingroom with a link to Annie's email address.