My new favorite part about spending so much goddam time writing is the amount of jargon and appropriate buzzwords I've amassed. When I talk to people I meet now, I find myself asking them alot of questions that i'm keeping track of in my mind. Usually I'm looking for a trajectory. Where did you go to school? What other jobs did you have before you had this job?
Yesterday I got a job at a fancy restaurant by pretending to be my brother, the chef at my last restaurant, and the bartender from that same place.