Things I have recently purchased to sedate me when I return to school for the year:
One DVD copy of the horror movie
Bones Staring Snoop Doggy Dogg
One DVD copy of the Woody Allen film
What's Up Tiger Lilly? (which I shall preserve only for the joke where two Japanese actor's voices are dubbed over and the man says to the woman "Ooooh, an oriental.")
One pound Dunkin Donuts Coffee (unavailable in Ohio)
One VHS tape, on which I have recorded the first twelve color episodes of
I Dream Of Jeannie
One complete carberator overhall for my scooter. (Tomorrow I'm having it
towed to the hardware store.)
One copy of
Ten Little Indians the new Sherman Alexie stories collection.
One surf-themed night light for my forthcoming single.
One womens' surf shirt that looks heterosexual on me.
It used to be that I left for school (which I called: "Going into the bunker.") and brought with me supplied that I could not find in Ohio: records, curry, vegetarian protein sources, etc. Now I pack as if I'm going on vacation.