It’s a gone with the wind house with many places that were once servant’s quarters. Cook, maid, undocumented workers.

The living room wallpaper is made of elephant skin. All of the lights in ever room have been converted from gas flame to electric.

We stayed in a cabin that was built in 1824. The walls are adorned with all manner of creature: elk, moose, goat. The floor has a zebra skin rug and over the door is a mounted deer head with mounted deer hoofs pointing upward in a "wassamaddaforyou?" fashion.

We saw my big fat greek wedding in an old colonial theater and I lost my shit more than once.